The Rip Van Wrinkler, XXV, Issue 1, February 2021 |
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Just wanted to let you know what a joy the Wrinkler is. It’s like a small town newspaper in that it gives us news about our fellow club members, lets us celebrate the triumphs and sympathize with heartbreaks. It is also much nicer than many small town newspapers are in that the writing and editing are so well done. It also includes lots of photos of beautiful dogs, which is a major plus on all counts. Thank you for all the time and energy you devote to the Wrinkler. It is much appreciated. Peggy, Eric, Tiegan & Miles About the November Wrinkler! Kim McNeill Jackie Krenetz Dering Andrea Stone Uschi Grewe Donna Hess Tamara Allen Kipawa Harder Andrea Stone Lisa Marshall Susan Kamen Marsicano Susan Kamen Marsicano I know! We share that appreciation for her! Yvonne 't Mannetje Patricia Pergola-Rivers Karla Kraus Schreiber Chris O'Rear Annechien Smith Susan Kamen Marsicano Annechien Smith Annechien Smith Susan Kamen Marsicano Karen Christensen Sue Schulz Tamara Allen
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MORE MADDIE CHRONICLES The Maddie Chronicles:
The Two Legs told me it was a New Year and I will have to try to keep my resolutions. Who made a resolutions? I am The Shadow, the perfect whippet bitch. As such I stopped making any resolutions as everyone knows I’m gonna be the same sassy enforcer in the battle against Sketchyness. Then I heard it. I heard them talking Die Ates!!!!! That Is Not a Resolution. That is a Violation of the Maddie Accords!!!! The devious Blonde instigator was talking about it. She was discussing a clear bland diet and drinking Moviprep. Then she said something about some person and shoving a tube up a Bum. That normally means a trip to the Poke and Stick place and I ain’t going. They tried to give me away last time. The Blonde can just go herself and get something shoved in her nether region. Well, the Bald Dude beat me to what I was thinking. He told her “Well, I guess you’ll be blowing it out your ass then.” Regardless, This is cause for an Inpawrection! I demand my inalienable rights to warm eggies and bacon and My Butt is sovereign territory! I discussed options with the Proud Piddles and we marched on the Bedroom. I secured a left shoe and there may or may not have been some violence rendered on site. I even deleted their access to Pawbook accounts In fact I may have made a New Years Resolution after all. I will “Dig a little Deeper” this year. I’m thinking two or three feet under will hide the evidence. The Maddie Chronicles: Oh My Dog! They tried to get rid of me! They gave me away! Those Two Legs reached the heights of Sketchy. I may or may not have hurt myself piddling around in the backyard. Neither the Piddles nor I are admitting anything. I have been a bit yarky since Sunday and the Blonde Two Legs decided I had to revisit the Poke and Stick place. This normally means a masked man plays Pawti-cake while the Blonde strokes my brow. Instead, the Biatch gave me away. She carried me to the door and handed me to a Two Legged Pawnapper and walked away. I was alone and they got Personal. They felt me! They rubbed me! The put things in my butt and said I wasn’t hot! I am too hot! I am the most beautiful whippet they’re gonna see. They called and I heard the sketchy Bald Two Legs answer so I know he was involved too. After years, Maybe a bit less but it felt like years, of unwanted poking and touching those Pawverts released me back unto my Two Legs. I saw candy exchanged by the Blonde for my release. I was paroled by a Ferro Rocher gift set! I refused all treats and beat up Bolt upon reentry because he should have protected me! Stupid Playhound. I’ve been give multiple chicken strips but someone’s left shoe is getting dunked!!! I’m just not sure if it will be in the leafy pond or the flushy bowl! Maddie Out.
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